Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime * SHOPPING MATH *
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need. * GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS *
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* HAPPINESS *
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. * LONGEVITY *
Married men live longer than single men do, but married menare a lot more willing to die. * PROPENSITY TO CHANGE * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. **
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ** * DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE *
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Hello na khrup.. Nice to meet you. I hope your Saturday night is going well. Just stopping by to say hello to a new friend and wish you a good night. Keep smiling. It's adorable. Sweet dreams and be happy. ..P'Joseph
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